My 3-bag challenge (Part 3)

I wasn’t expecting to write about this topic again (see part 1 and part 2), but the past three weeks have pushed me over the edge. When that happens, posts are written. [Luke 6:45]

Moving out of the country really forces you to examine several areas of your life. I knew this journey would teach us a lot, I just didn’t realize exactly what those lessons would cover. Speaking of lessons, anyone remember Madame Blueberry and Stuff Mart? That was always my favorite Veggie Tales episode, and now I know why. I feel like this rap could have been written about my household. Check it out:

Check it out! Check it out!
If you want a big hat, we got that!
If you need a tube of glue, we got that too!
A 20 gallon wok? They’re in stock!

And if you need refrigerators, to keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor to blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel, or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna, and some flippers to go scuba

Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

If you need a rubber hose, we got those!
A rhododendron tree, we got three!
A wrap-around deck, gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper and a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers and surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy and some rope for goin’ bunji

Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!

Funny, huh? I wish it were more funny and less close to home. Dude, we have had the big hat, plenty of tubes of glue, a wok, an extra fridge, a giant air compressor… and half the other items in that ridiculous list.

In the past month we have hauled out no less than 100 bags of trash from our house. We have given away or sold just as much stuff. A mere 12 totes worth was deemed “storage-worthy” and taken to the basement storage area. And just nine suitcases and four carry-ons worth are going with us for the next year. The suitcases total 450lbs worth of stuff, and our carry-ons provide another hundred (total). But we’ve gotten rid of tens of thousands of pounds of items we previously coveted… stuff we thought we needed.

The huge gap between those numbers caused me to fully comprehend just how bad our addiction to stuff had gotten. As Americans, can we even go anywhere without feeling the need to add to our bins of stuff? Kids’ birthday parties? We send them home with bags of stuff. Sunday School/VBS? More bags of stuff come home. School parties? Even more stuff! And most of this is dollar-store crap that’s just filling up our junk drawers, closets, and eventually — landfills.

Think it stops when we hit adulthood? Ha! That’s when the home parties start.

My kitchen is a great example. My grandmother probably considered a paring knife to be one of her most versatile utensils. Today, we have twenty different devices to do the work of that single knife, for example. I mean, come on: unless I’m really into baking pastries, why do I need a pastry cutter/blender? Two forks work just fine. And that cherry de-pitter? Really? It’s way more fun to just spit the seeds. My kitchen drawers were overflowing with excess gadgetry that  — although well-intentioned — ultimately just clutters up my house and my life.

And that is literally just the tip of a very large ice berg.

I found 30 nail clippers. [I don't even know what to say about that.]

Ballet slippers my girls wore five years ago, board games that haven’t been played in almost as long (because they are missing pieces), a Wii game that had never even been opened after the girls received it for Christmas two years ago, two quarter-filled scrapbooks from the girls’ “please oh please I really wanna scrapbook!” phase last summer, a stack of colored foam sheets about a foot high from a birthday party 18 months ago, and piles of that dollar-store junk I mentioned previously… these are just a few examples of the things we’ve been holding on to. I always thought, oh I could use that for this, or we’ll finish it then, but the this never appeared and the then never happened.

And now we’re leaving… I only wish we had done this sooner, so we could have enjoyed the benefits of living lighter here, now.

So my challenge to you is to learn from our journey. You may not be moving somewhere you can only take 550lbs worth of stuff, but that’s OK. Here’s what I want you to do:

1. PLAN: Take one weekend a month, from now until Christmas, to go through a room in your house. Mark it on your calendar so you don’t plan anything else then. Enlist a friend or family member to help and hold you accountable! (After all, there’s safety in numbers!)
2. PREPARE: Pretend you are moving with us and touch every single item in that room to decide whether you’d take it, get rid of it, or store it.
3. PURGE: The goal is to end up with a single bag of stuff to take from each room, as well as a single tote of stuff to store. Those are the items you keep. And the rest? That, my friend, is the excess baggage of your life. It rarely does more than weigh you down and clutter your mind. Get rid of it and enjoy your newfound freedom!

Won’t you join me so we can stop storing all this stuff and planning for someday, in order to use what we have to fully live today!