Top 8 Things That Remind Me I’m Getting Older

8. The last three birthday parties I went to involved decorations that talked about being “over the hill”.

7. When my friends with babies come to visit they complain my house is no longer child-proof.

6. My daughter told me someone “wasn’t her type” today… (when did she become old enough to care, let alone have “a type”?)

5. The teenage exchange student staying at my house really looks like a kid! (When did teenagers become so young looking, by the way?)

4. The Legos my kids are playing with were mine when I was a kid… and they are now 30 years old.

3. The party I had last weekend started at 3pm… and ended by 9.

2. The only guys who give me a look-see in public all have gray hair (or no hair!).

1. The only public places I frequent to even give guys the chance to give me the once-over are the grocery store, gas station, and Home Depot.